petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via loserslol)

dippingswordsinmetaphors:

you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany

(via loserslol)

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

(via rabbithear-t)

dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

(via erikaamber97)